Solid Gold

My godpa is a weird guy, he looked pleased as he picked up my poop this morning, which happened to be a small solid turd. Is there a special recycle program for solid turd? Tonight it rained, so no walk outside, but I'm contented lazing and watching tv with godpa. I'm beginning to smell nice...like a dog but godpa thinks otherwise and has been wiping me down, he hopes to bathe me this weekend. I will ask him to give me a nice massage then, wonder if he does Swedish or Thai style :)